DESCRIPTION:

Patrick McKinney is the original ‘soft, shandy drinking, Southerner’. Fittingly, he is a direct descendant of another Southerner, Collin McKinney (1766-1861), who signed the Texas Declaration of Independence. He has a city in Texas, as well as a prison named after him (see Web Links).

SPECIAL SKILLS:

Drinking – punches well above not so considerable weight.

Driving & fast car ownership – on car number nine in ten years of driving.  

QUOTES:

“People are stupid!”

“Why do I have the same baggage allowance as someone who’s really fat? That doesn’t seem fair. Why can’t we each just get on a big scale, complete with bag and then compare?”

“I lived there for three years, but I hate London. When you make cars unusable for all but the filthy rich and force bankers and lawyers to get around via the same method as unemployed, dipsomaniacal and semi-continent shower haters, you create something quite unique, but also, inherently unpleasant”.

INFORMATION & STATISTICS

HEIGHT:

6ft (in drinking boots)

YOB:

1978

NIC- NAME :

BUCK DYNAMITE

STATUS:

MARRIED

LUKE BOLT RELATION :

TOP-MATE

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